Review of The Menstruating Mall by Carlton Mellick III

Dear Carlton Mellick III,
Feel free to use any of the following titles for one of your upcoming books. I greatly look forward to your next release.

Suggestions for future Bizarro Titles:

Douchebags of the Apocalypse
Kentucky Fried Fetuses
The Church of Edible Children
Point-and-Click Dimension Zero
The Monopoly Man Murders
Automaton Metropolis
Time Bandits from Assland
Elephant People with Light Sabers
Final Fantasy 100: Revenge of the Muggles
Badass Female Protag’s Brastrap Slingshot Anarchist Uprising
The Sorrow of the One-Balled Man
The Woman with Demonic Ovaries
Fetus People of Marshmallow Planet
Pissants from the 23rd Century
The Man with the Prehensile Penis
Fashion Pirates Marooned on Garbage Planet
Ass Tractors
Face Suckers Versus Chest Bursters
Temperamental House Cats of Ghost-Dimension Q
The Sword of Continual Giggles
The Library of Haunted Children’s Books
Keyboard Fetishist Versus AI Fan-Fiction Generator
Frat Party of the Damned
Almanac of Hollow Earth Cannibal Elf Ritual Suicides